Mailbox: Quiz Answer - The Idiot Test

Contributed by Anonymous

1. Yes (they also have a 3rd of July, a 2nd of July, etc)
2. one per year
3. All months have (at least) 28 days.
4. The beggar is the woman's sister.
5. Becuase he's still living
6. 6 (3 per side)
7. No, the man would be dead.
8. They are not playing each other.
9. 70 (30 divided by .5 is 60 + 10 = 70)
10. White. The bear is a polar bear because the house must be at the North pole.
11. 2 (You just took two apples)
12. A fifty-cent piece and a nickel (one coin is not a nickel, but the other one is)
13. Light the match first.
14. Half way (then he would be running out)
15. One hour (the first one, a half-hour later, and another one the following half-hour)
16. 9 (all but 9 die...)
17. None, Moses wasn't on the ark.
18. He weighs meat.
19. 12
20. George Bush